Tonight's the night,
It's gonna be alt-right.
There'll be a happy squirrel
'Cause all the nuts gonna show up now...
-- with apologies to Rod Stewart

Yes, tonight is the first Republican debate for the 2024 presidential election. It's a who's-who of wannabes, and TFG won't be there, either because he thinks he doesn't have to, or he doesn't want to talk about the 91 felony charges he's facing. Other than Chris Christy and maybe on or two others, the rest are running for vice-president, and have already ceded the Main Event to TFG.

Considering that this is FOX "News", and none of the candidates could be considered "moderate", what can we expect? For those who choose to watch the slo-mo car wreck, here is a potential drinking game to get you comatose:

Take a drink every time one of the "potential candidates" says:
- Failed Joe Biden presidency
- woke mob
- open borders
- weaponized DOJ
- CRT
- groomers
- abortion

Watch the debate or not, it's going to be a display of ugliness that will be an embarrassment to the nation. I will prefer to watch the other national embarrassment get booked tomorrow, but your results may vary.