There's a joke about guys overcompensating for a perceived "shortcoming" by driving huge trucks and/or brandishing large guns. With the election less than 2 weeks away, the Orange Fartenfurhrer seems to be obsessed with pumping up his own... um... small numbers.

We all remember the "mushroom" comment from Stormy Daniels. This seems to have triggered him. She owes him court fees for a defamation suit against him that she lost. After already paying her off before, he tried to get her to keep quiet before this election by buying her off - again:

He already got convicted for doing this and he's trying again? No word on whether she took the bait.

As we all know, he likes the "bad boys". He was friends with Jeffery Epstein, and cozied up to his favorite Asian dictators (not dick-tators, LOL). He also saw a kinship with Harvey Weinstein, and had this to say about him:

"Schlonged"?? I guess he meant "screwed"? Still - the penis reference is a weird one. Apparently, he's used that word before:

However, it doesn't get any more "penis-envy" than his description of Arnold Palmer's "member":

Right - because professional golfers always shower together at the country club after a round of golf. I don't know if he thinks making these comments will make people forget about Stormy Daniel's comment, but really... He doesn't have a big truck, but he does seem obsessed with the size of his buildings. We might have to revise the old trope.

Anyway - we don't need that dick in the White House; it's way past time for a woman to take that over.