Welcome to North Caro... *BANG* Author: velveeta jonesDate:09/15/2013 14:35:00
Just 15 more days until North Carolinians can carry guns into all sorts of places. Well, you'll need a Carry and Conceal Weapons permit, but that's not hard at all. Soon you'll swagger into your local bar or playground or golf course or SCHOOL with your loaded gun. Then you can dare anyone to get in your way.... even those annoying small children in line at the Skee Ball at Chuckie Cheese. Little pests....
I don't know about you, but I'm gonna feel so much safer when I'm in a bar, knowing that people around me might be armed. Of course, legally, one who has a CCW permit is not allowed to drink while carrying her weapon, but I live in a world of reality, not LA LA "I see nothing" LAND.
As for schools, guns are supposed to be kept in locked cars while on campus. This is a great idea for those that need a quick gun to commit a crime. Just get to know a few of your classmates, or, read the cars bumper stickers to get a good idea who might have a gun. NRA sticker? Smash and grab. Go on killing spree!
By the way, how is a gun locked in your car going to help you protect yourself and your classmates should a crazed shooter come onto your campus? "Wait, before you continue shooting, let me go to my vehicle and retrieve my, um, ..." Well, I suppose its a work in progress.
I'm sure all of North Carolina is on pins and needles; well, only 15 more days!