There's a joke about guys overcompensating for a perceived "shortcoming" by driving huge trucks and/or brandishing large guns. With the election less than 2 weeks away, the Orange Fartenfurhrer seems to be obsessed with pumping up his own... um... small numbers.
We all remember the "mushroom" comment from Stormy Daniels. This seems to have triggered him. She owes him court fees for a defamation suit against him that she lost. After already paying her off before, he tried to get her to keep quiet before this election by buying her off -
again:
Former President Donald Trump this summer offered a financial incentive to adult film star Stormy Daniels if she agreed to keep quiet about Trump — including about the relationship that became the center of the hush money payments that ended up as the subject of a New York criminal trial — ahead of the election next month, MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow reported Wednesday.
He already got convicted for doing this and he's trying again? No word on whether she took the bait.
As we all know, he likes the "bad boys". He was friends with Jeffery Epstein, and cozied up to his favorite Asian dictators (not dick-tators, LOL). He also saw a kinship with Harvey Weinstein, and
had this to say about him:
On the podcast, Trump spoke about "fake press" and the difficulties that creates. He continued: "Democrats don't have to be honest. They really don't have to be honest, because they will never be accused of anything."
"I was so amazed that Harvey Weinstein got schlonged," Trump said.
"Schlonged"?? I guess he meant "screwed"? Still - the penis reference is a weird one. Apparently, he's used that word before:
Trump has previously used the term "schlonged" in reference to women in political races, including Hillary Clinton's 2008 primary run and former New York State Assembly member Jane Corwin's House loss.
However, it doesn't get any more "penis-envy" than his description of
Arnold Palmer's "member":
The former president spoke for more than 10 minutes about Palmer, who was born in Latrobe, at a rally at the local airport named in Palmer's honor.
"He was an incredible man, he was an incredible champion, and he came from Latrobe," Trump said.
Then his comments appeared to go off script.
"This is a guy that was all man," the former president said. "This man was strong and tough, and I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there, they said, 'Oh my God, that's unbelievable.'"
Right - because professional golfers always shower together at the country club after a round of golf.

I don't know if he thinks making these comments will make people forget about Stormy Daniel's comment, but really... He doesn't have a big truck, but he
does seem obsessed with the size of his buildings. We might have to revise the old trope.
Anyway - we don't need that dick in the White House; it's way past time for a woman to take that over.